I'm moderately fertile!

Feeling : wierdly obnoxious
Listening to : andrew wk - she is beautiful

i am fat.....not obese but fat... are you?....why am i fat?... why are you fat?.... once upon a time, a long long time ago there was a notion that fat ppl were well to do..... the belly was a sign of male fertility in ancient france..... nowadays a belly is a beer-o-meter.... so that means im moderately fertile huh?.... have you noticed that all hippies from the 60s were lean.....yea.... check any foto u can get and its like some imaginary place where fat ppl dont exist..... where did all the fat ppl go in the 60s huh?..... maybe its the weed.... yea that could be it.... or maybe it was all the walking they did... you know...protests and stuff.... it had to be that..... i dunno...i wasnt around then but man i sure wish i was.... i wouldnt be fat then.... what if there was a fat life guard on "baywatch".... would that have affected it ratings or would it have been the same?.... imagine one of those slo-mo baywatch babe-running scenes with a larger woman in it.... jiggly wiggly!!!... no wonder there were no large women on baywatch....