CRACK!!!

sound : Orestes - A Perfect Circle

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KEY

Deputy Lance - me

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum - aj

Chinjunoddu chothikyu - t

Chinfive - akhil

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Deputy Lance says:
guess what...

Deputy Lance says:
i went out to buy a new guitar case...

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
yeah?

Deputy Lance says:
i wanted a hard one....

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
how much was t?

Deputy Lance says:
wait... lemme finish..

Deputy Lance says:
i go to international market...

Deputy Lance says:
i enter the first shop... nope... no case...

Deputy Lance says:
i enter the fender store...

Deputy Lance says:
nope... no case...

Deputy Lance says:
though i drool at the strat

Deputy Lance says:
then i go to the yamaha store....

Deputy Lance says:
i enter and the first thing i see is the guitar case...

Deputy Lance says:
music starts playing in my head...

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
oooh

Deputy Lance says:
i feel like el mariachi... malaguena playing and leather jacket

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
yippeee!

Deputy Lance says:
et al

Deputy Lance says:
i pick it up...

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
heh heh!

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
cool

Deputy Lance says:
black leather ase....

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
oh WOW

Deputy Lance says:
brown velvet interiors...

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum
says:
hot!

Chinjunoddu chothikyu
says:
mufaasa!

Deputy Lance says:
compartment for my plecs and strap and stuff

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
moist.....

Deputy Lance says:
i swear... moist....

Chinfive says:
aj is gettin turned on....

Deputy Lance says:
then i hold it in my hand and i cradle it like a baby...

Deputy Lance says:
i take it to the cashier and ask him the price....

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
with a doubt??.... impressive!

Deputy Lance says:
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Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
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Deputy Lance says:
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Deputy Lance says:
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Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
fuck!

Deputy Lance says:
drumroll please!

Chinjunoddu hothikyu says:
Falala!

Deputy Lance says:
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Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
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Chinjunoddu chothikyu ays:
and!>!?!?!?!?

Deputy Lance says:
760 BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
i dont want ot hear it

Deputy Lance says:
i missed dieing right there!!!

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
OUCH!

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
YENDAMMO!!!!!!!

Deputy Lance says:
i felt like i had my nuts kicked in......

Chinfive says:
ouch

Deputy Lance says:
malaguena stopped... and i felt like a f-in mallu song was playing in my head...

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
his nuts are fine akhil!

Deputy Lance says:
confusion theerkinemmeee

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
lol...

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
ha ha ha

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
OMIGOD AVI

Counting Bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum says:
i swear...

Deputy Lance says:
i swear...

Deputy Lance
says:
i heard my heart crack in two...

Chinjunoddu chothikyu says:
gulp...

Any story that involves me has a fucked up ending... SHEESH!

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