here's an email i sent arun today... it pretty much sums up my day... i aint in any mood to retype the whole thing so im just onna post the email here...
hey arun
about everybody being in the dumps and shit...i wonder if it is the jeddah effect or something?... seems like im the only one left huh?...man i wish i were there.... today sucked... and i mean BIGTIME sucked.... went to this meh fil thingy... you know song and dance andcrap.... me with my french beard and ponytail - some of the kids thought i was a "kallan" <"kallan" translates to thief or rowdy in malayalam>...they shouldnt be watching so much mallu tv if you know what i mean... the damn thing is gonna go on till daybreak... we left halfway through... anita vargese is here and this was like some anita promotion thing... atleast 15 songs by her... plusanother 5 duets... then add in some of the most pathetic dances ever... there were these two guys dancing to this "sa re ga me" song... one of them seriously looked stoned.... i dont know whats this"barbie girl" fixation we mallus have... i swear... this tiny kid (she must be like 8 or something) and this guy... this mother-fucker was huge... im talking 5" 11', broad.... he's got this solitary streak right above his forehead, hes wearing leather pants and a black tee, plus hes got christmas decorations hangin from his body... no im talking monster mother-fucker here... oh yeah... not to forget the shades... lets call him SALMAN KEN... 4" girl and salman ken dance to aqua's "barbie girl"... man that was perverse... you shudda seen michelle (sunny mammen's little one)... she takes one look at SK and screams her little guts out.... she points at him and runs to sunny mammen who had to take her out of the room... this guy looks atleast 23 and hes doing this... my theory is that he was on an acid trip gone bad or something... how can any sane man in a right frame of mind even imagine dancing to aqua... and with an 8 yr old at that... and this guy was dancing like it was the coolest thing you could possibly do...i have been irreversably damaged psychologically... i swear it... i cant get that freaky bastard outta my head... its like how you never ever forget the most grotesque thing you see in your life (even if see it by mistake and i most certainly believe seeing this dance was one)... i mean... OH MY GOD!!!... what the fuck was he thinking?.... and the guy who looked stoned... i saw him later on wearing pedal-pushers.... PEDAL-PUSHERS!!!... what the fuck is wrong with this world... pedo guys dancing with 8 yr olds... guys in chicks' clothing... i've somehow ended up in some wierd distorted reality or something... this guy was walking aroung in chicks' pedal pushers like they were the hottest fashion statements ever.... huh?... mallus suck... jesus fuckin christ only knows why i ended up being one... proud, greedy, snobbish, lazy, dirty and ignorant.... talk about assholes huh?... guess ill stop ranting for now... regards to minto...ask him to mail me...
respect - avi
did i have a bad day or what?....
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