"I love you, you're my friend!" Part Deux

sound : please remember me - swans

huh?:
yesterday was hilarious.....

Aj:
uh huh

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i swear... it started out bad...
four of us went on the liquor run.... me, pedro shirley and melissa.... melissa is a kid.... she's jessie's little sister... she's 16....
well melissa came along cos she wantwed an icee....
hold on a sec....
brb

Aj:
hokaay

huh?:
ok... well...
we took an hour and a half to get melissa's slurpee cos she's all picky and stuff....
by then it's 11...
then we go to pedro's house cos pedro wanted to get stuff...
we get out of there by 11:30...
then we try all the liquor stores i knoew... all closed at 11...!!!!

Aj:
heh hehe hehe

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we go to walmart..... over there i see my druggy stoner ex-neighbour..... he directs me to an out of the way liquor store thats 24 hours but its in the
outskirts of the wotrld....
we get there fine.... as i park the girls are like... "this is like a slasher pic"...
think of the most dingiest bar you can imagine.....
like something out of AN 80S ACTION MOVIE....
its in the middle of nowhere.... the parking lot is full of trucks, bikes and stuff....

Aj:
heh heh heh

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the girls tell me they intend to dstay in the car cos they're scared.... they cluim under pedro's blanket and hide there.....
me and pedro step out..... its all quiet and stuff....
we open the door and its like the fog special effect in kairali... we're blanketed by cigarette smoke.....
the inside of the place is all dark and dirty... there's a dude passed out on a table... there's a band playing the blues... a bunch of old people
dancing.... old ladies cackling and laughing,.,,,,
they're all dressed like cowboys and stuff... the place reeks....

Aj:
eeek

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this old drunk dude with a humongous smile waves at me.... and i wave back just for fun....
then we go to the back where the store is and i buy the vodka.... but they didnt have the stuff for the girls.... light stuff.... smirnoff and stuff....
so pedro and i get back into the car with the vodka in hand and the girls finally crawl out of the blanket...
we start on our way home....
it's me driving right?.... and its the middle of nowhere...
we got lost......
we passed by an airport none of us have ever heard of before....
we went to plant city.... thats a whole other city....
and passed through a small town like place wih just like 10 buildings.... and it was all quiet... jno peopple or anything.... just like the town in house of
wax....
thats what melissa told me....
well about 2 hours later we reach home....
:D
by then people are pissed... we were gone fopr a clean 3 hours.....
they watched never been kissed on tv.... advertisements and all....
heh heh heh

Aj:
heh heh..
thts hilarious

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its just starting....
phil had to go home.... shirley's mom called her so she had to go too...
mama c...... well thats what we call jessie's mom..... mrs collard..... she took my keys saying nobody's gonna drive drunk..... :D
and we start.....
we played waterfall.... then some "i have never" game.... it was hilarious.....
at that time there was pedro, shunda, jessie, michelle, kelsey and i.....

Aj:
hee hee

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well by the end of it..... michelle was kinda wasted..... i was guzzling vodka like nobody's business so i was kinda buzzed too.... kelsey and jessie were
sorta buzzed too....

Aj:
heh heh...
yeah.. i can picture it..

huh?:
i was mixing and it was all kinda strong...
absolut with tropical fruit punch....
by the end of the day i kissed kelsey... actually i kissed everybody but me and kelsey had some tongue going....
then everybody went to sleep wherever.... i wasnt sleepy and kelsey was the only one who was awake....
we spoke till 6:30 in the morning.....
thats when i got a pissed off call from papa.... and then WW III took place when i reached home...

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