MWA HA HA HA HA!!!....

sound : The Forest - The Cure

Kitten Cannon

i know this is wrong but it is so much fun... my highest score is 2427 feet!!!....

i rule!!....

peacerespectempathy

"hey, you're cool.... you're my friend.... i love you... " [hug and a kiss]

NOTE: this post was stated on the 22nd of may at about 4:00 AM.... it was left incomplete and i finished it today the 26th of may at 12:09 AM.... PRE - A

sound : Disintegration - The Cure

Long Island Iced Tea

1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

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tonight was my farewell thingy from the guys at macy's.... it was really fun.... i never thought it would be cos of all the preconceived misconceptions i had about chris (diana's "friend").... actually, we got along really really well.... not just well, we might as well share a brain or something because we are so damn alike....

it all actually started in the afternoon when noreen came in with her three kids and we all (ie noreen, her kids, diana and i) went for lunch.... this was the first tim i have ever met noreen's kids and it was really cool....seriously.... her oldest kid, brian, listens to good music.... i lent the kid my wolfmother cd because they basically grew up in australia and i know for sure that the kid will like it.... hey, he's an ac/dc type of person....

we all went to bennigans.... there was noreen, diana, chris, hector, colleen, kassi and lea..... seriously, it was fun.... i was buying drinks for hector and kassi because they were underaged..... i drank about 6 long island iced teas and had sips off of everybody's beers..... i was pretty buzzed by the end.... and since everybody was giving me gifts and cards the waitress who was with us thought it was my birthday and gave me an awesome brownie/icecream fudge thing for it being my birthday (i hugged her and gave her a kiss... actually, i kissed everybody.... i'm kinda loving when i'm drunk).... well, colleen and kassi gave me a cool card with humongous essays in it..... really awesome of them.... noreen gave me a bag full of little toys and candy because (as she said it) all of it reminded her of me.... diana got me this totally horrendous tommy hilfiger sports coat which i totally love..... it's a plaid jacket, it's green, red and yellow or something like that.... it's so fucking ugly that i was going to buy it myself.... but i guess diana beat me to it.....

later after dinner noreen left first.... then colleen and kassi (cos kassi had to open the next day).... we then went out into the parking lot (cos they stormed out as i was putting "seven nation army" on the jukebox) and stood there talking for a little bit.....moved on to a larger parking lot and started throwing a football around... hector and i had a musical sound-off where he played some hip-hop of his huge durango and i blasted meshuggah out of my little tiny civic... after about an hour or a little bit more than that hector and lea went home....

now it was just diana, chris and me.... we sat about talking for a while and i found out that chris is like my clone.... everything about his was the same as me.... everything... EVERYTHING!!!.... so yeah... i finally figured out why diana's my friend.... we went to a gas station and had slurpies while listening to a bunch of depressing songs (barry manilow and such) like a bunch of stoners and finally at about 3 we went home.....

it was wicked fun.... seriously.....

peacerespectempathy

"It puts the lotion on it's skin."

sound : Silver - Jesu

wait.... hark! who goes there?... is it you, oh whore of lives past?.... wait!... what?.... you have a message?..... tell me... tell me.... TELL ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARUN!

i wish you were here.... i could use your company right now....

peacerespectempathy

Post A Comment About A Darling Disaster

sound : Lament For The Auroch - the Sword

hey.... how you feeling?..... i hope better... seriously..... i feel like shit.... so yeah, i guess we both are in the same boat (somewhat)....

be happy you werent at work today.... it was a fucking mess.... truly..... i was a nervous wreck trying to gather up the balls to tell her..... i tried calling noreen for help but she was busy and told me she'd call me later (she didnt, i guess she forgot)..... well... after lunch i kinda blurt it out to her....

me: bev, ive got something to say (hands letter to her).... im giving in my two weeks notice....

bev: oh no, not you....

me: i'm sorry....

bev: (furious) ITS HECTOR RIGHT?!?!

me: (by now im about an inch tall, covering under my own skin)..... yes....

KA-FUCKING-BOOM!!!!

seriously.... she was pissed as hell... ive never seen bev so angry before.... she had smoke coming out of her ass.....

"NOW WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE NEXT?... DIANA?.... EUNICE?....."

seriously... she said that..... she was so damn pissed...... she didnt speak to me the rest of the day..... diane came down and spoke to me and renee too..... bev didnt speak to me the rest of the day.... she'd make these comments loud enough that i can hear it but not all too loud..... make me feel all slimey and reptile-like.....

bah.... i hope that entertained you... but seriously... whats with the "leaving" message?....

peacerespectempathy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKSHAY!

The Pot

- TOOL

Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been out your head.
I hold deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead.

Rob the grave to snow the cradle
Then burn the evidence down,
Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't go tossin' your stones around.

You must have been high...
You must have been high...
You must have been...

Foot in mouth and head up asshole
What you talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'til you pull it out, boy.

You must have been so high...
You must have been so high...

Steel borrows leave us in your shady inference!
Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent!

Now will you weep or chase the chosen indigo
lemon juice up in your eye!

When you pissed all over my black kettle
You must have been high, high.
You must have been high, high...

Hey what are you to wave your finger?
So full of it!
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters,
Fuckin' hypocrite!

Liar, lawyer - mirror show me
What's the difference?
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent!

NOW!
Will you weep or chase the chosen indigo
Got lemon juice up in your eye, eye.
When you pissed all over my black kettle
You musta been...

So who are you to wave your finger?
Who are you to wave your fatty fingers at me?
You must have been out your mind!

Weep or chased off in you go...
Trapped without a reason...
Weep or chased off in you go...

Liar, lawyer, mirror
For you what's the difference?
Kangaroo be stoned
He's guilty as the government.

NOW!
Will you weep or chase the chosen indigo?
lemon juice up in your eye, eye.

Now when you pissed all over my black kettle
You musta been high, high, high, high...
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters...
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters...

Ganja police you must have been out your mind...